1/10
Porn Stars Guts Not Glory
26 February 2024
Warning: Spoilers
I watched an abbreviated version of this on Crackle as it was less than an hour long (unless you count the commercials). The shortened version might actually be better than the longer one though I wonder what got cut. I was surprised by the fact that it featured cell phones as other than that, I thought it was made in 1969. Unfortunately, neither Captain Kirk nor Denny Crane makes a cameo.

This movie is sort of a home movie quality version of a porn movie with a simple script of zombies invading an adult film studio. Aptly, the studio is an old couple's rental house and the crew are squatters. Ironically, the studio is hiring a film editor for its productions. Even more ironic is it appears there isn't much reason to hire one. Who needs to edit a film that should have been burned at the stake.

I was thinking, if only Alec Baldwin was here in a stuffed shirt cameo, then we would have the perfectly tasteless porn film. The stunt and prop budget for this film do not exist and if it cost more than $10,000 to film it cost too much. They should have put 100 people in the cast and offered each 1% of box office. That would have saved the production some money.
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