If your idea of fun is watching an old man cough for 30 minutes, then this film is the one for you.
Oh and a dog barks.
Then the old man dies, not a minute too soon.
Then we look at the countryside for a bit.
Then there's some sort of procession that's meant to be funny but isn't.
Then we look at a beautiful tree for too long.
But then they cut it down and carry it off and stick it back up again.
All done in slow motion, with a lingering on each shot as if it's something deeply meaningful.
The only interesting thing was watching the baby goats messing about for five minutes but then one of them gets lost on the hillside and bleats pathetically for about 20 minutes, which is very upsetting to watch. It also has some sort of string harness inexplicably put on its face, which is not nice.
This is a wonderful advert for not moving to the countryside, which is much beloved by people who think they are deep and intelligent.
Ignore all the pretentious guff and go for a walk instead.
Oh and a dog barks.
Then the old man dies, not a minute too soon.
Then we look at the countryside for a bit.
Then there's some sort of procession that's meant to be funny but isn't.
Then we look at a beautiful tree for too long.
But then they cut it down and carry it off and stick it back up again.
All done in slow motion, with a lingering on each shot as if it's something deeply meaningful.
The only interesting thing was watching the baby goats messing about for five minutes but then one of them gets lost on the hillside and bleats pathetically for about 20 minutes, which is very upsetting to watch. It also has some sort of string harness inexplicably put on its face, which is not nice.
This is a wonderful advert for not moving to the countryside, which is much beloved by people who think they are deep and intelligent.
Ignore all the pretentious guff and go for a walk instead.