Mon, Mar 14, 1977
The gang are loading the beer into the club, when Selwyn throws a case into a large stack and it tumbles down on him. He won't take the blame as usual, so he tells the committee that it is Ray's fault because he is over worked. They decide to hire a barmaid and his mother and Vera both apply for the job.
Tue, Dec 27, 1977
Selwyn and his puppet Johnny entertain the kids at the children's home. He then goes to the pub to collect the miserable Mr. Ramshaw, the senior the Froggitt's have to entertain for Christmas this year. Selwyn takes him to Church, the cemetery to visit all three wives, home for lunch, charades, I spy games, and then back to the pub for the Christmas raffle. Mr. Ramshaw wins the giant stuffed teddy with only one ticket. Selwyn spent £6 on tickets and is disappointed. Ramshaw gives him the teddy and Selwyn takes it to the Children's Home.
Tue, Nov 29, 1977
Selwyn gets a promotion at work and is now a wrecking ball operator. When he is sent to Mr. Goodall's home to pull it down, he finds him barricaded in. He quits, and Mr Bromley orders him to come down off the truck. Selwyn hits a lever and accidentally drops the ball on Bromley's new car.
Wed, Feb 11, 1976
The committee are sent tickets to the Mayors Ball. When Selwyn sees that he has to bring a date, he panics. He is afraid of women and lies to the group about the woman he is taking. The group get an application for a dating service and ask him questions about what kind of woman he likes. He has no idea what they are up to. His date arrives and he knows her, so he is more comfortable to attend.
Mon, Feb 21, 1977
Radio North wants to host a sports quiz with the local clubs. Jack tells Selwyn that they are coming to feature him in the "This is Your Life" programme. When the gang feels the joke has gone to far, they show him the letter from Radio North. Now he believes that both shows are coming on the same night.
Mon, Apr 4, 1977
Maurice and Vera are getting married. Selwyn volunteers to arrange everything. Just a few problems, like the camera has no film, the car is out of gas, the reception is in the pub, and the cake is a cardboard display from the bakery. In spite of him, the wedding goes ahead and the couple go off in the car pushed by the guests.
Tue, Nov 15, 1977
The annual Scarsdale Gala is here. Selwyn volunteers for so many jobs at the fair, that Jack, Harry, Clive and Ray just sit in the beer tent all day drinking. At the end of the event, Selwyn is exhausted and asks for help to get the empty beer bottles back to the club. They won't help, and Selwyn makes another mess of things by doing it on his own.
Wed, Jan 21, 1976
After winning the election, Selwyn makes 54 proposals at the meeting and everyone votes for him to be the entertainment manager just to end the meeting. He seems to think he can get Sammy Davis Jr. to come to the club for £20. While on stage, he is told Sammy will not be coming. To save face, he starts singing "Blue Suede Shoes" and he is a hit. The club made £96 for the night.
Wed, Jan 28, 1976
The club outing is Saturday and Selwyn want to go to the Taj Mahal. The committee vote for Blackpool, but Selwyn secretly books Stratford on Avon. When the coach does not show up, he sends the club members to his mother's to watch TV while they wait. The coach has been impounded and they are not going anywhere. When Selwyn goes to break the news to them he finds they have eaten his brother's birthday lunch, including the cake.