Sun, Apr 11, 1999
Why the Satellite of Love is malfunctioning, who the hooded figure is that wants Bobo's soul and what the purpose of the mystery ship following the SOL is, the crew finds out in the final season opener featuring "Soultaker (1990)."
Sun, Apr 18, 1999
In order to impress the Bureau of Mad Scientists, Pearl unleashes the mephitic Girl in Gold Boots (1968), a poorly acted, and even worse edited tale of a girl who attempts to make it big in LA as a dancer with the help of a petty thug.
Sun, Sep 12, 1999
A grandfather tells his grandson several horrifying stories in "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996)." Crow and Tom review each other, Servo accidentally turns Mike into an infant, and the crew shows off a collection of Ernest Borgnine children's books.
Sun, Apr 25, 1999
The guys take a crack at "Future War (1997)" in which a man escapes to LA but is being tracked by cyborgs. Mike and the Bots thank Pearl for not killing them which derails her plans. Tom makes himself a pair of legs so he can kick-box.
Sun, May 2, 1999
The SOL crew take up fishing and debate whether films would be better if the actors/actresses were all nude during their watch of a heavily edited version of "Zaat (1971)" in which a scientist transforms himself into a killer fish.
Sun, May 9, 1999
A smarmy professor and his dimwitted students camp out in an Arkansas swamp to search for Bigfoot in "Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues (1983)". Pearl makes up her own urban legend, Tom takes up whittling, and Crow tends to his fires.
Sun, Jun 13, 1999
In "Track of the Moon Beast (1976)", a mineralogist is hit by a meteor which causes him to transform into a lizard-monster. The Bots rush the Halloween season on the SOL and devote an episode of Legends of Rock to "The Band That Played California Lady".
Sun, Jun 20, 1999
In "Final Justice (1984)," Joe Don Baker tracks down an Italian mobster in Malta while Pearl tries to promote a looser humorous atmosphere in Castle Forrester.
Sun, Jun 27, 1999
The SOL crew watches "Hamlet (1960)," a dark and dreary West German production of one of Shakespeare's greatest plays while Pearl concocts a deadly new virus.
Sun, Jul 18, 1999
In "The Bat People (1974)," a not-so bat man terrorizes people while Mike tries to grow a mustache again.
Sun, Jul 25, 1999
In "Horrors of Spider Island (1960)," a spider terrorizes stranded bikini clad dancers while Pearl decides to move the castle.
Sun, Aug 1, 1999
Angry worms munch on a town and a doughy guy learns the value of springs by a demonic little sprite when the crew watches "Squirm (1976)."
Sun, Aug 8, 1999
Pearl accidentally destroys the device controlling the Satellite of Love, sending the ship into a deadly trajectory towards Earth, but Mike and the bots have enough time to watch one last film: the '60s Euro-spy classic "Danger: Diabolik (1968)."