The Drew Carey Show (1995–2004)
Tim O'Rourke: Tim the Bartender, Tim, Tim, Bartender
Quotes
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[Drew and his scouts are singing a "special" song]
Drew Carey : Who's that in the office, stinking up the place? Mimi! Mimi! Your butt looks like your face!
[Drew realizes that he's the only one singing]
Drew Carey : What the hell are you?
Timmy : A good scout never insults people.
Drew Carey : Yeah, but that's thing, Timmy.
[gestures towards Mimi]
Drew Carey : That's not people.
Mimi Bobeck : You know, kids, Drew's head is just like a piñata. If you hit his head enough times when he's sleeping, candy comes out.
[the kids gasp]
Mimi Bobeck : Well, first blood, then candy. Keep hitting.