Men in Black (1997)
Tony Shalhoub: Jeebs
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Jeebs : [Edwards enters his store] Officer Eduardo! How did these get here? I thought I turned these into the proper authorities.
Jay : Well, the way I hear it Jeebs, you're into something hotter than some stolen Rolexes.
Jeebs : I'm also a huge crack dealer now, but I still work here because I love the hours.
Jay : I'm talking about guns, smart-ass. Weird ones.
Jeebs : Come on, Edwards. What you see is what I got.
Kay : [enters the store] Why don't you show him the imports, Jeebs?
Jeebs : Hiya, Kay. How are you?
Kay : Show him the imports right now!
Jeebs : Yeah... I got out of that business a long time ago.
Kay : Why do you lie to me Jeebs? I hate it when you lie.
Jeebs : Now, just hold on a second...
Kay : [aims his gun at Jeebs] I'm gonna count to three.
Jay : He'll do it, Jeebs.
Kay : One.
Jay : I'm telling you, that man does not look stable.
Kay : Two.
Jay : You know what? Talk to me; he... he is just crazy when he's like this
Jeebs : He's always crazy. Why don't you get a message? Take a cruiser...
Kay : Three!
[Blows Jeebs' head off]
Jay : [aims his gun at Kay] Drop the weapon and put your hands on your head!
Kay : I warned him.
Jay : DROP THE WEAPON!
Kay : You warned him.
Jay : Don't make me kill you.
Jeebs : [as his head grows back, Jay looks in astonishment] You insensitive prick! Do you have any idea how much that stings?
Kay : Show us the merchandise, or you going to lose another head, Jeebs.
[Jeebs rotates the cases and everything is replaced by alien guns]
Kay : Mr. Edwards?
Jay : Right there... The one in the middle.
Kay : You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopod! Jeebs, you piece of sh...
Jeebs : He looked alright to me.
Kay : It must have been for an assassination. Who's the target?
Jeebs : You know I don't know.
Kay : [aims his gun at Jeebs' head] GODAMNIT, JEEBS!
Jeebs : I DON'T KNOW!
Kay : All right, let's confiscate it; all of it. And I want you on the next transport off this rock, or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back.
Jay : [shaken] Yeah, an... and... and I'ma be back t-to talk about them Rolexes.
[he and Jay leave the store]
