Men in Black II (2002) Poster

Lara Flynn Boyle: Serleena

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Quotes 

  • Creepy : Hey, pretty lady.

    [licks her] 

    Creepy : You taste good.

    Serleena : [eats him whole]  Yeah, you too.

  • Serleena : You lost, you insignificant little speck! You wasted 20 years of my time, and for what? The complete destruction of the Zarthas, all because you went mushy!

    Agent K : I'm giving you one last chance to surrender, you slimy Kylothian invertebrate.

    Serleena : Oh, what are you gonna do?

    Agent K : Not me, him...

    Agent J : [behind Serleena]  Your flight's been cancelled!

    [blasts Serleena] 

  • Serleena : Silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands.

  • Scrad : Got NOTHIN' out of him, now we don't know if it's on Earth or not!

    Serleena : He said "third planet", it's here, you idiot!

    Charlie : [whispers]  Third Rock From the Sun.

    Scrad : I never got that till now!

  • Serleena : I lose, you lose, I win, everything keeps spinning.

  • MIB Customs Agent : Purpose of visit?

    Serleena : Education. I really want to learn how to be an underwear model. They say I've got real potential.

    [opens jacket] 

  • Serleena : Oh, yummy. Somebody I need to eat.

  • [at passport control] 

    MIB Customs Agent : Any fruit or vegetables?

    Serleena : [motioning towards Scrad]  Yeah, two heads of cabbage.

  • Serleena : [about Z]  Oh, so feisty!

  • Laura : [looks at the cat bringing a case of Mountain Dew from the basement]  Hey, Bruno.

    Serleena : Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of Zartha.

    Ben : Please, whoever you are, don't hurt me.

    Serleena : Where's the Light, Ben?

    Ben : I don't know what you're talking about. Please, let me down, ma'am.

    Laura : I want to report a robbery...

    [shocked when the door was open] 

    Serleena : [looks at the door, looks at Scrad to check]  There. Noise.

    Serleena : [when looks right]  Kitchen!

    Scrad : Oh!

    Laura : [hides under the table] 

    Serleena : You idiots see anything?

    Scrad : [looks at the door]  Wind blew the door open.

    Charlie : Nothing out of the ordinary.

  • Serleena : Oops... teeth!

    [gets eaten by Jeff] 

  • Agent K : I should've vaporized you when I had the chance.

    Serleena : You really did love Laurana, didn't you K? You silly little man...

    [licks his ear and sticks a tentacle down it] 

  • Serleena : For 25 years, I've traveled the universe looking for it. But it never left Earth, did it? You kept it here.

    Ben : What are you talking about?

    Serleena : [seriously]  I'm running out of time. Where's the Light?

    Ben : I don't know what you mean.

    Serleena : [interrupting]  Listen, Zarthan. You hid the Light on Earth. I'll find it. Once we have the Light, Zartha will be ours.

    Ben : [lets out a deep Zarthan voice]  You're too late. Tomorrow at midnight, the Light will leave the third planet and be back home. Sorry you made the trip for nothing.

    Serleena : [makes a low growl, and whips out of Ben's skin] 

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