Men in Black II (2002)
Johnny Knoxville: Scrad, Charlie
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Quotes
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Agent J : [after K shoots Jeebs in the head after being ejected from Jeebs' deneuralyzer] You're back.
Kevin Brown/K : No.
Agent J : Then how did you know that his head would grow back?
Kevin Brown/K : [surprised] It grows back?
Jeebs : [as his head grows back] Real nice! But that's the last time I help out a friend!
Agent J : Kay, do you remember anything?
Kevin Brown/K : Goodbye.
[walks away]
Agent J : Kay!
Jeebs : K, wait! I never got the updated software!
[to J]
Jeebs : Still workin' off the 6.0.
[to K]
Jeebs : Your brain needs to reboot! Give it a minute.
Agent J : Kay!
Jeebs : From the bottom of my heart, Jay, I'm really sorry. I hope this doesn't affect our friendship. All those years of loyalty, trust, and respect for one another.
[Serleena's minions sent to retrieve Kay burst in. Jay takes cover]
Jeebs : [pointing at Jay] Right over there!
Corn Face : Where's Kay?
Jeebs : He's not here! He went...
Agent J : [blows Jeebs' head off] Kay is officially retired! I'm his trigger happy replacement! Something I can do for you gentlemen?
Jeebs : [as his head grows back] Oh, great! Right in the piehole! Now nothing's gonna taste right!
Pineal Eye : Lower your weapon!
Agent J : No!
[the Mosh Tendrils jumps from behind Jay and throws him to the Corn Face alien, who throws Jay to the ground]
Scrad : Jay, how are you, boo-boo? Look, these guys really need Kay.
Agent J : He's a neutral!
Scrad : Tell me something we don't know.
Charlie : [popping out of Scrad's backpack] Yeah, tell me something we don't...
[sneezes]
Charlie : I'm so sorry.
Pineal Eye : God bless you.
Charlie : Thank you.
Scrad : Look, if I don't bring Kay back to MIB, Serleena's gonna kick my ass. Now, where is he?
Agent J : Where's who?
Corn Face : You don't look too good.
Agent J : [punches the Corn Alien's mask off] And you look like crap!
[the Pineal Eye and Dog Crap alien laugh]
Agent J : [referring to the Dog Crap alien] I take that back. HE look like crap.
Pineal Eye : [continues to laugh, but stops] BEND HIM!
Scrad : Bend him.
Agent J : Oh, damn, wait. Nah, don't bend him.
[the Corn Face alien picks up Jay and starts bending him]
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Laura : [looks at the cat bringing a case of Mountain Dew from the basement] Hey, Bruno.
Serleena : Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of Zartha.
Ben : Please, whoever you are, don't hurt me.
Serleena : Where's the Light, Ben?
Ben : I don't know what you're talking about. Please, let me down, ma'am.
Laura : I want to report a robbery...
[shocked when the door was open]
Serleena : [looks at the door, looks at Scrad to check] There. Noise.
Serleena : [when looks right] Kitchen!
Scrad : Oh!
Laura : [hides under the table]
Serleena : You idiots see anything?
Scrad : [looks at the door] Wind blew the door open.
Charlie : Nothing out of the ordinary.
