Christy Canyon fans won't care, but I was deeply offended by the lack of respect afforded the superstar in this ho-hum video assignment. Despite numerous locations and a storyline devoted to traveling around the chesty actress does not get a single costume change for the duration.
Flimsy premise has Christy getting a letter from Aunt Ruthie, after the star takes a shower (clothing not necessary). Her late aunt has left her a hefty bequest but only if Christy goes on a sort of treasure hunt following clues to obtain six more letters the playful aunt has stashed. We don't get to really see her, but IMDb claims that said aunt was played by a little- known actress last seen in John Huston's flop film of ANNIE.
This being a low-grade porn video cranked out by Jack "Generic" Genero, CC's saga is pretty boring, as she borrows a jeep from hairdresser Ron Jeremy and shows off her driving skills, putting out sexually over & over to obtain the letters. To call this video a yawner would be a compliment -it is difficult to decipher what was keeping the director/cameraman or other crew members awake during the proceedings.
So we simply have an excuse for La Canyon to disrobe and f&s over and over until a long- enough tape is created to be shipped to feed the hungry maw of the nation's video stores, which like soon-to-happen Radio Shack are no more (the equivalent of course back then was named Video Shack). Only a true historian will be able to uncover the reason why Christy is outfitted in the same pink blouse and trusty jeans from post-shower to finish.
Flimsy premise has Christy getting a letter from Aunt Ruthie, after the star takes a shower (clothing not necessary). Her late aunt has left her a hefty bequest but only if Christy goes on a sort of treasure hunt following clues to obtain six more letters the playful aunt has stashed. We don't get to really see her, but IMDb claims that said aunt was played by a little- known actress last seen in John Huston's flop film of ANNIE.
This being a low-grade porn video cranked out by Jack "Generic" Genero, CC's saga is pretty boring, as she borrows a jeep from hairdresser Ron Jeremy and shows off her driving skills, putting out sexually over & over to obtain the letters. To call this video a yawner would be a compliment -it is difficult to decipher what was keeping the director/cameraman or other crew members awake during the proceedings.
So we simply have an excuse for La Canyon to disrobe and f&s over and over until a long- enough tape is created to be shipped to feed the hungry maw of the nation's video stores, which like soon-to-happen Radio Shack are no more (the equivalent of course back then was named Video Shack). Only a true historian will be able to uncover the reason why Christy is outfitted in the same pink blouse and trusty jeans from post-shower to finish.