The model is "Star Trek" and the opening credits mimic those of "Star Wars", so this rather poor John T. Bone porn video should logically be remade by J.J. Abrams. But that is unlikely, so one is stuck with the original clunker, preserved by Alpha Blue Archives on a 3-fer DVD.
It is set in 1987, rather odd for futuristic sci-fi since that was when it was made, not many years in the future. A space probe from the Planet Uretha is on a mission, with a 3-person crew: a Princess (wearing a crummy wig) played NonSex by Lois Ayres, plus Pat Manning (also NonSex) and a British-accented pilot named Zabar. He is credited as actor Nicholas Jackson, but he is actually Bone/John Bowen in an acting role.
They are hunting down 6 escaped femme prisoners, who are materializing in various places to have sex with the locals. This creates the usual crummy format of a loop-carrier, as we're treated to six sex scenes staged like any Earthbound porn cheapie, all of which end identically, with Zabar ordering his lieutenant (Manning) to zap the girl after the money shot, causing her to disappear and be teleported to the space probe ship.
Neither amusing nor very sexy, this is standard-issue porn, lacking the imagination or extremism of later Bone productions. Bone's acting as Zabar (apologies to the famous food shop on Manhattan's Upper West Side) is the best thing in the picture.
It is set in 1987, rather odd for futuristic sci-fi since that was when it was made, not many years in the future. A space probe from the Planet Uretha is on a mission, with a 3-person crew: a Princess (wearing a crummy wig) played NonSex by Lois Ayres, plus Pat Manning (also NonSex) and a British-accented pilot named Zabar. He is credited as actor Nicholas Jackson, but he is actually Bone/John Bowen in an acting role.
They are hunting down 6 escaped femme prisoners, who are materializing in various places to have sex with the locals. This creates the usual crummy format of a loop-carrier, as we're treated to six sex scenes staged like any Earthbound porn cheapie, all of which end identically, with Zabar ordering his lieutenant (Manning) to zap the girl after the money shot, causing her to disappear and be teleported to the space probe ship.
Neither amusing nor very sexy, this is standard-issue porn, lacking the imagination or extremism of later Bone productions. Bone's acting as Zabar (apologies to the famous food shop on Manhattan's Upper West Side) is the best thing in the picture.