Slash Dance (1989)

John Bluto: Rupert

Quotes 

• Rupert : Rupert is the name, a poet as free as the ocean wind. And like a chiseled rock, I shall reveal... my cock.

  [opens coat and flashes a woman who is sunbathing] 

  Tori Raines : Why don't you take Tiny Tim home.

  Rupert : I'll interpret that as a lack of interest. The rudeness of people on the beaches in this day and age.

• Rupert : Feast your eyes on this!

  [flashes a female dancer] 

  Tori Raines : You call that snack a feast?