The crummy DVD-R that I own of "Evil Stalks This House" has the poorest picture and sound quality I've ever seen, and yet I struggled myself through because I really wanted to see this film. Why? Well, because I'm a giant fan of Jack Palance and director Gordon Hessler, and admittedly also because I'm a sucker for movies with sinister titles such as this one. This is definitely a curious little oddity, and very VERY obscure. It doesn't even run for one full hour, even though it is stated here 96 minutes, and in spite of his name being listed in the cast, Christopher Lee isn't anywhere in sight. As far as I can tell, this was the pilot episode of a TV- series that eventually never aired. The plot is reasonably compelling (albeit clichéd and predictable) and quite entertaining mainly thanks to Jack Palance's malevolent performance. He stars as a devious father of two, whose car breaks down in the middle of nowhere late one night. They end up at a secluded old mansion where two seemingly defenseless old ladies live with a mentally handicapped man. Palance quickly notices that the house is full of antique treasures and refuses to leave. He even steals the heart medicine of one of the old women in order to blackmail her. Unfortunately for Jack, the old bags aren't as helpless as they seem and the house hides plenty of macabre secrets, like a lethal puddle of mud in the basement (?) and a witch coven in the attic. In spite of a couple ingenious moments (including the hilarious end twist) and an overall uncanny atmosphere, it's fairly easy to see why the format never became a long-running TV-series. The plot and characters are derivative and the production values are too poor. There's a notably creepy scene with a spider and another one with a dummy in the quicksand. Gordon Hessler has always been a sadly underrated but extremely skillful director in the horror genre. He started out with a handful of very ambitious fright-tales, like "The Oblong Box" and "Murders in the Rue Morgue", but then from the seventies onwards specialized in less notable TV- work.
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Incredible
BandSAboutMovies1 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
His was a pilot for a horror anthology that would be called Tales of the Haunted. According to IMDB, this series was broadcast in syndication as 30-minute episodes shown over five consecutive nights. That means that each story would be a five-parter and then edited down to a 96-minute film.
Sadly, the initial syndicated run of this episode didn't get great ratings.
Who knows if whatever would have emerged if this had become a series and if it would have been as deliriously weird as this movie, but one could hope, because wow - this one really goes for it.
Hosted by Christopher Lee - that part doesn't appear on many of the roughly taped YouTube videos that are all the evidence that remains of this show - this tells the story of Stokes (Jack Palance), who drifts into two with two kids in tow who may or may not be his. After their car breaks down in a downpour, they make their way to the home of Maggie and Dody (Helen Hughes and Frances Hyland), who seem to be two easily conned older ladies taking care of a mentally handicapped man.
Stokes learns that there are valuables all over the house, so despite promising to leave, he never does, even stealing the ladies' heart medicine to keep them enslaved to him. They're not so helpless, however, and the house is filled with horrifying traps like a quicksand pit in the basement, a deadly spider and a witch coven in the attic that bedevils Stokes and another grifter who also comes to take advantage.
The end of this movie totally steals the shock ending from The Baby and I could not love it any stronger.
Nearly a stage play that's been shot on video, this was directed by Gordon Hessler (Cry of the Banshee, Pray for Death, The Woman Who Wouldn't Die) and written by Louis D. Heyward (Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine, Planet of the Vampires, The Crimson Cult), I've seen this written up quite dismissively in reviews. But why? This is such a lost moment of strangeness with Palance absolutely snarling and hissing out every line with so many nightmare moments for impressionable kids who stayed up way to late to watch it on the CBS Late Movie.
Sadly, the initial syndicated run of this episode didn't get great ratings.
Who knows if whatever would have emerged if this had become a series and if it would have been as deliriously weird as this movie, but one could hope, because wow - this one really goes for it.
Hosted by Christopher Lee - that part doesn't appear on many of the roughly taped YouTube videos that are all the evidence that remains of this show - this tells the story of Stokes (Jack Palance), who drifts into two with two kids in tow who may or may not be his. After their car breaks down in a downpour, they make their way to the home of Maggie and Dody (Helen Hughes and Frances Hyland), who seem to be two easily conned older ladies taking care of a mentally handicapped man.
Stokes learns that there are valuables all over the house, so despite promising to leave, he never does, even stealing the ladies' heart medicine to keep them enslaved to him. They're not so helpless, however, and the house is filled with horrifying traps like a quicksand pit in the basement, a deadly spider and a witch coven in the attic that bedevils Stokes and another grifter who also comes to take advantage.
The end of this movie totally steals the shock ending from The Baby and I could not love it any stronger.
Nearly a stage play that's been shot on video, this was directed by Gordon Hessler (Cry of the Banshee, Pray for Death, The Woman Who Wouldn't Die) and written by Louis D. Heyward (Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine, Planet of the Vampires, The Crimson Cult), I've seen this written up quite dismissively in reviews. But why? This is such a lost moment of strangeness with Palance absolutely snarling and hissing out every line with so many nightmare moments for impressionable kids who stayed up way to late to watch it on the CBS Late Movie.
Over the top
hintzde14 December 2020
I saw this on first release and not since, so I can't really do a full review. I remember Jack Palance chewing up the scenery taking evil to rarefied heights. But it was all quite enjoyable. I mostly wanted to clarify that Christopher Lee was the host and gave a fairly substantial introduction. He may have had interludes and a closing, but this was forty years ago, so I am not sure. Hessler and Palance do well with a limited budget. Definitely not a must see classic, but I would like to give it one more nostalgic viewing.
They've got ghosts and spooks!
mark.waltz19 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
It's sudden fear for one of the two little old ladies who live in a remote country home with their dimwitted handyman, victimized by sleazy Jack Palance who has spent the night with his two extremely young children, and intends to squat there while ripping the ladies off of their valuable antiques.
The evil Palance (who nearly drowns in a huge, deep mud puddle) is like the Basil Rathbone/Maurice Evans characters from the two film versions of the classic play "Kind Lady", but his supposed daughters just aren't realistic co-conspirators. The arrival of someone looking for farmhand work is another unrealistic plot device too, becoming Palance's partner.
Overall, the whole thing is forced and filled with plot holes, melodramatic and absurd. Easy to see why based on the writing alone this wasn't picked up as a series. Palance is at his all time worst in this, and the supporting cast simply just says their lines without any conviction.
The evil Palance (who nearly drowns in a huge, deep mud puddle) is like the Basil Rathbone/Maurice Evans characters from the two film versions of the classic play "Kind Lady", but his supposed daughters just aren't realistic co-conspirators. The arrival of someone looking for farmhand work is another unrealistic plot device too, becoming Palance's partner.
Overall, the whole thing is forced and filled with plot holes, melodramatic and absurd. Easy to see why based on the writing alone this wasn't picked up as a series. Palance is at his all time worst in this, and the supporting cast simply just says their lines without any conviction.
Not quite a movie and not quite a TV show
cfc_can13 November 2006
I saw this back in the early 1980s on First Choice Superchannel Pay TV. If I remember correctly, it only aired once or twice. It's basically a filmed stage play but a pretty good one at that. The story is about Palance, a passing motorist and his two small children (though he looks more like their grand-father than their dad), stopping at the isolated, rural home of two old women when he has car trouble. He gets the idea that the house is full of valuable antiques and that the two old women are senile. He decides to stay on for awhile and makes the two kids help him with his plan to loot the place though they clearly do not want to. Needless to say, the two old women are not quite as helpless as they seem. It's cheap looking but manages to sustain interest, no small feat given the very limited number of locations. The film takes place almost entirely in the home of the old women. There are no real special effects or stunts but the film contains a sense of eeriness and nastiness which many bigger budgeted movies do not. Palance is known for having played many schlock roles but he is genuinely menacing here as the evil father. The IMDb lists Christopher Lee as being the "host" but in the version I saw, there was no host/narrator. According to one book that I read, this was made as a pilot on videotape for a proposed television series (a la Tales from the Darkside/Twilight Zone) which never came to pass. It deserves more attention. Even now, over 20 years later, certain scenes, especially the surprise finale, remain clear in my memory.
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