Shark Tale (2004)

Renée Zellweger: Angie

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Quotes 

• [Angie becomes unbelievably and understandably jealous after seeing Oscar and Lola kiss on television] 

  Angie : Just tell me, Oscar, 'cause I'm curious - why do you think she's interested, huh? Do you think, for one minute, that she would even be WITH you if you weren't the rich and famous Shark Slayer?

  Lenny : [trying to intervene]  Awww, you guys, please don't fight...

  Angie : Are you that blind?

  Oscar : At least she treats me like I'm somebody!

  Angie : Yeah, well would she love you if you were nobody?

  Oscar : NOBODY loved me when I was nobody!

  Angie : I DID!

• Oscar : Remember what Angie said. Remember what Angie said. What did Angie say?

  Angie : [in Oscar's mind]  Dreams can start out small. You just gotta... bet it all. Bet it all!

• Oscar : Big shark comes at me. Seventy-five, hundred feet long, with razor-sharp teeth. I say to him, "You coming at me like that? You come at the O like that?"

  Angie : Hey, do the muscle thing! The muscle thing!

  Oscar : Oh, right. So I say, "You see this guy?"

  [points at right bicep] 

  Oscar : "Well, he has a brother who lives right over here."

  [points at left bicep] 

  Oscar : "And I think it's time for a little..."

  Oscar , Angie : Family reunion!

• Angie : You don't have to live at the top of the reef to be somebody.

• Angie : Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY.

• Oscar : I'm a nobody - I want some of that!

  Angie : [mischievously]  Mrs. Sanchez?

  Oscar : What? Ewww, no!

• Angie : Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just... nyhhhh!

  [makes pounding motions] 

• Oscar : All right, I totally betrayed you, but before we work this out I got a small thing to take care of...

  Angie : Oh, yeah? What's that?

  Oscar : SHARKS... ARE COMING... TO GET ME!

  Angie : And they should! What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would be fine and dandy for the rest of your life?

  Oscar : Uh... yeah. But don't worry. Me and Lenny, we're gonna take care of this...

  Lenny : Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's with the "we"? I don't want any part of this?

  Oscar : Hey, too late now, Veggie Boy, they'll be looking for you too!

  Lenny : Point taken. What's the plan?

• Angie : [about Lenny]  What were you THINKING, bringing him here?

  Oscar : Well... I'm still working out the kinks...

  Angie : Kinks? You LIED! Everybody thinks you "slayed the shark!"

  Oscar : Well, who am I to tell them that they're wrong?

  Oscar : How could you lie to me, Oscar? ME?

  Oscar : Don't take it personal, Angie! Come on, I lied to EVERYBODY!

• Angie : You're going way too far, Oscar!

  Lenny : Actually, he hasn't gone far enough...

  Oscar : Exactly!... what?

• Angie : [after Oscar admits he's not a Sharkslayer]  Oscar?

  Oscar : Angie? Oh, Angie. I wish I knew now what I knew then. I mean... I wish you knew... what I knew... before this...

  Crazy Joe : You're blowin' it, man!

  Oscar : Mind your business, aight? It's emotional... and it's pressure!

  [turns back to Angie] 

  Oscar : What I'm sayin' is... I didn't need the Top of the Reef. Everything I ever wanted... was right in front of me the whole time.

  Angie : But what about being a somebody?

  Oscar : I'm a nobody without you.

  [Angie smiles. Crazy Joe pulls out his puppets making kissing noises] 

  Oscar : Not helping!

  [chuckles] 

  Angie : Oh. Come here, you big dumb, dummy head!

  [kisses Oscar] 

• Angie : To me, you were a somebody, Oscar. Now you're nothing but a fake. A sham. A con. You're a joke.

  [Oscar is deeply crushed and saddened by her words] 

  Oscar : Angie...

  Angie : [on a verge of tears]  No, forget it! Just go! 'Cause I'm tired of hearing how everything you had in your life wasn't good enough... including me.