Shark Tale (2004)
Vincent Pastore: Luca
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Quotes
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Oscar : Sykes, shut up! SHUT UP!
Sykes : Hey, that's good. That's good, I like that! Shut up, Lino! Ha! Shut up. Oh, kid, he wants to talk to you.
Oscar : [Whispers] No. I'm not here. I'm not here!
Sykes : Yeah, he's right here.
Oscar : [Sykes gives shellphone to Oscar] Hello?
Don Lino : [on phone with Oscar] Shut up? Shut up? You don't tell *me* shut up, I tell *you* shut up!
Don Lino : [hears phone dialing]
Don Lino : What?
Luca : Hi, how you doing? I'll have a large pie, everything on it, anchovies, meatballs, mushrooms...
Don Lino : Luca!
Luca : Oh... Uh, hi, Boss! What're you doing working at a pizza joint?
Don Lino : [shouts] Get off the phone!
Luca : But I'm hungry.
[hangs up]
Don Lino : [sighs] My guys are coming for you, Sharkslayer. They're going to tear you fin from fin!
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Oscar : [answering the phone] Hello, who's this?
Luca : Hi, this is Luca the Octopu... never mind. Just listen up and follow these instructions, to the letter like. File cabinet, bottom drawer, there's a package...
[Oscar opens the package to find the necklace he gave Angie...]
Luca : That's right, tough guy. We got your girl. Now there's gonna be a sit-down - be there if you don't wanna see her sleeping with the fishes...
[thinks this statement over]
Luca : ...the DEAD ones! Now nod your head if you understand.
[Oscar nods his head]
Luca : Now tell me if you nodded your head.
Oscar : I nodded.
[Luca hangs up]
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Don Lino : [hugging his son] Lenny? Is that you? You're alive? I thought I'd lost you... What're you wearing, huh? What is that?
[Lenny heaves a resigned sigh and sheds his disguise. The other sharks gape at him]
Luca : Hey, boss, it's Lenny - he was wearing a disguise so we wouldn't recognise him, but he's not wearing a disguise, so we DO recognise him!
Lenny : Hi, Pop...
Don Lino : Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you out of your MIND? Do you have any idea how this looks?
Giuseppe : This is the best sit-down I've ever been to!
Don Lino : What're you doing with this guy? He took out your own flesh and blood, Frankie!
Lenny : But Pop, just listen...
Don Lino : But nothing, you never take sides against the family, ever!
Oscar : Don, Lino, sir, listen, it's not his fault - this is between you and me!
Don Lino : What did I ever do to YOU? You took Frankie away, and you turned Lenny into a dolphin! I'm going to get you!
[He goes for Oscar]
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Oscar : Now which one of y'all sardines called this here meeting?
Don Lino : That would be me.
[slams the door, making Sykes, Oscar and Lenny cringe a little]
Don Lino : So, this is the Shark Slayer. I've been looking forward to meeting you. I feel like we're practically family, you know? Funny, ain't it? I brought my sons into the world, full of love and care. And then you took them out. Do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the Don, the boss of the Great White Sharks!
Luca : Hey boss, I saved you a seat!
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Luca : [deleted scene] Hey, boss! I put the record on the wrong song!
