Shark Tale (2004)

David P. Smith: Crazy Joe

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Quotes 

• Crazy Joe : Now that you live in a big penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?

  Oscar : Crazy Joe, that's a billboard.

  Crazy Joe : You live in a billboard?

  Oscar : No!

  Crazy Joe : ...And I thought I was crazy!

  [floats away on an umbrella, cackling insanely] 

• [last lines] 

  Lola : Hello? Hello? Oscar? Listen, Baby, I know I was a bad girl, but you'd have to be crazy not to take me back!

  Crazy Joe : Did someone say crazy?

• Oscar : I'm not really a shark slayer... I lied.

  Crazy Joe : [remorseful]  And I'm not a financial advisor!

• Crazy Joe : [stops closing credits]  Hey! Hey, you see this guy here?

  [taps crew member name] 

  Crazy Joe : He hardly worked on the film at all! Always on the phone - yakking, yakking, yakking!

• Crazy Joe : [during closing credits]  Man! Did you see what's playing next door? Woo-hoo! Kinky!

• Angie : [after Oscar admits he's not a Sharkslayer]  Oscar?

  Oscar : Angie? Oh, Angie. I wish I knew now what I knew then. I mean... I wish you knew... what I knew... before this...

  Crazy Joe : You're blowin' it, man!

  Oscar : Mind your business, aight? It's emotional... and it's pressure!

  [turns back to Angie] 

  Oscar : What I'm sayin' is... I didn't need the Top of the Reef. Everything I ever wanted... was right in front of me the whole time.

  Angie : But what about being a somebody?

  Oscar : I'm a nobody without you.

  [Angie smiles. Crazy Joe pulls out his puppets making kissing noises] 

  Oscar : Not helping!

  [chuckles] 

  Angie : Oh. Come here, you big dumb, dummy head!

  [kisses Oscar]