The remote is actually about this remote control Ethan has that vibrates and is used to stimulate his hidden female parts. He is lonely doing it alone, but no man can deal with his uptight, annoying personality enough to get near his tweeter. He always says they are being rude and intrusive. He dies at the end without ever having a man service his poor lady parts. Someone tried to warn him that if he kept on like he was, such a fresh mouth and double privates to accept, he would be without true love from a loyal gentlemen. He had a problem with listening to things about himself that made him feel embarrassed. He would yell and call the police. You can't blame him for being ashamed though. What a BIZARRE set up to have between the legs.
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