Everyone's Hero (2006)

Rob Reiner: Screwie

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Quotes 

• Yankee Irving : [Yankee and Darlin' have just had a bonding moment]  Thanks, Darlin'.

  Darlin' : No, no. Thank you, Yankee.

  Screwie : Oh, brother! You could pour this stuff on pancakes!

• Yankee Irving : That guard had to have stolen Babe Ruth's bat!

  Screwie : Why would a guard working at Yankee Stadium steal Babe Ruth's bat? Now, if it were somebody workin' at the stadium in Chicago, I could see that...

• Bully Kid Tubby : Hey, look. A baseball.

  Screwie : Hey, look. The missing link.

• [Screwie has fallen off Yankee's backpack and is bouncing down the fire escape] 

  Screwie : My head! My butt! My head! My butt!