3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

See Dick Continue to Run, Continued (1996)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Tommy Solomon

Quotes 

• Evil Dick : Stay and witness my moment of glory, as I impregnate the entire population of Ohio with my demon progeny.

  Tommy Solomon : Wait, wait, wait. Even the men?

  Evil Dick : Okay, not the men.

  Sally Solomon : Not little girls?

  Evil Dick : No. No, not them.

  Tommy Solomon : Wait. What about elderly women?

  Evil Dick : I don't think so.

  Harry Solomon : What about women who are already pregnant?

  Evil Dick : Oh, shut up, all of you! Okay, so apparently, I won't be impregnating the entire population of Ohio, but all fertile women of child-bearing age who are not currently pregnant - and that's a lot! We're talking lots of women here - will soon find themselves now pregnant by me.

• [out of fear of The Big Giant Head, Sally starts to leave Dick imprisoned in the basement and join the new High Commander] 

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Sally! Think of all we've been through together. When Brad dumped you, who ordered you to drink yourself silly until you completely drowned your feelings for him?

  Sally Solomon : [sheepishly]  You did.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : When I ran over your foot with the car, who drove you to the hospital *the very next day*?

  Sally Solomon : You did.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : And when you were hungry that day in the park, who stole that little girl's ice cream cone for you?

  Sally Solomon : Tommy did that.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : But it was my idea.

  Tommy Solomon : It was.

  Harry Solomon : True.

• Tommy Solomon : We could have used you an hour ago!

  Dennis Rodman : I TRIED to get here, but I was mobbed by all these PEOPLE! I've gotta find a better disguise.

  Tommy Solomon : Why don't you try women's clothes?

  Dennis Rodman : Tried it; doesn't work.