3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
See Dick Continue to Run, Continued (1996)
French Stewart: Harry Solomon
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Quotes
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Evil Dick : Stay and witness my moment of glory, as I impregnate the entire population of Ohio with my demon progeny.
Tommy Solomon : Wait, wait, wait. Even the men?
Evil Dick : Okay, not the men.
Sally Solomon : Not little girls?
Evil Dick : No. No, not them.
Tommy Solomon : Wait. What about elderly women?
Evil Dick : I don't think so.
Harry Solomon : What about women who are already pregnant?
Evil Dick : Oh, shut up, all of you! Okay, so apparently, I won't be impregnating the entire population of Ohio, but all fertile women of child-bearing age who are not currently pregnant - and that's a lot! We're talking lots of women here - will soon find themselves now pregnant by me.
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[out of fear of The Big Giant Head, Sally starts to leave Dick imprisoned in the basement and join the new High Commander]
Dr. Dick Solomon : Sally! Think of all we've been through together. When Brad dumped you, who ordered you to drink yourself silly until you completely drowned your feelings for him?
Sally Solomon : [sheepishly] You did.
Dr. Dick Solomon : When I ran over your foot with the car, who drove you to the hospital *the very next day*?
Sally Solomon : You did.
Dr. Dick Solomon : And when you were hungry that day in the park, who stole that little girl's ice cream cone for you?
Sally Solomon : Tommy did that.
Dr. Dick Solomon : But it was my idea.
Tommy Solomon : It was.
Harry Solomon : True.
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Dr. Dick Solomon : There's so much I've missed! Fresh air! The smell of bacon frying! Watching talk shows with Harry - I didn't miss Jerry Springer's biker chick make-over, did I?
Harry Solomon : It was Tuesday...
Dr. Dick Solomon : Damn it!
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Sally Solomon : [Pounding on bathroom door] Come ON, Dick!
[to Tommy and Harry]
Sally Solomon : He's taking so long!
Evil Dick : [Comes out of bedroom] Who's taking so long?
Sally Solomon : [Panicking] Toilet Duck!
Harry Solomon : He's working on our stubborn build-up...