The A-Team (TV Series)
Mexican Slayride (1983)
Tim Dunigan: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck
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Quotes
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I had to bring your uncle Deke into this.
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : How is Uncle Deke?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : You don't have an Uncle Deke.
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Oh that's too bad, I was just starting to like him.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : No, you hate him. He used to beat you.
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : That creep!
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Murdock, can you fly a Gulf Stream?
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : If it's got wings, I can fly anything. Hey Faceman, what's a Gulf Stream?
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Murdock and I will handle the film commission.
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Are we doing "Boots and Bikini's" again? Aw, I hate that movie.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : We're gonna keep making it till we get it right.
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José the Hotel Manager : Beunos dias, señor, are you checking in?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I'm with 20th Century Fox, we're with the movie company.
José the Hotel Manager : Eh, pardon me sir?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : The Farrah Fawcet, Bo Derek, Loni Anderson movie?
José the Hotel Manager : The what?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Of course you've been told about it?
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Reporter Amy Amanda Allen : Do you do this all the time?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : We haven't done the movie company in six months.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [referring to B.A] Is he nuts?
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : No, I'm nuts, he's just an angry mudsucker.
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Reporter Amy Amanda Allen : Excuse me, but what are you doing?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : We're tying him up so he won't kill us if he comes to.
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen : I see.
[pause]
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen : Excuse me again, but isn't he one of you? I mean, isn't he on the team?
Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck : Yes.
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen : So then why did you have to drug him?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : He hates the pilot.
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen : Hates the pilot? Why?
Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck : Because our pilot is insane.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : We got the plane but Miguel's having trouble coming up with the poison, he wants to use bleach but now he's starting to wheeze everytime he walks.
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Hey, use ammonia, it's great!
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Good idea, Murdock.