All in the Family (TV Series)
Archie the Hero (1975)
Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker
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Quotes
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Beverly LaSalle : I was telling your wife, Mr Bunker, I'm no lady.
Archie Bunker : Oh. Well listen, how you earned this 50 is no business of mine.
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Archie Bunker : Now, thinking quick, I start giving her mouth to mouth restitution.
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Edith Bunker : I ain't been so proud of you since Uncle Willie cut his finger carving the Thanksgiving turkey and you stopped the bleeding by tying it up with the string they used to tie up the turkey's you-know-what with.
Archie Bunker : How can you do that all in one breath?
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Mike Stivic : [Archie had saved the life of a female impersonator, unbeknownst to him] If you had known he was a man, what would you have done?
Archie Bunker : I suppose I would've got a fag fireman.
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Archie Bunker : Now along comes this colored cop, see, and he wants to take over the mouth-to-mouth, but I'm thinking fast. I say no, I send him for the ambulance, you know, because if you give a person the wrong breath type, you could kill that person.
Mike Stivic : She could have wound up with a black lung.
Archie Bunker : That's right.
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Archie Bunker : [Mike comes into the Bunker living room, wearing his bath robe] Awww, Jeez, look at this. Are you moving back, or are you just payin' us a short visit in your Polish tuxedo?
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Mike Stivic : You'd be surprised how many married guys with kids are transvestites.
Archie Bunker : How is it you know so much about these things? Let me see your underwear.
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Archie Bunker : Oh, Edith, you're lookin' at a hero. What I done in my cab tonight you'll never guess.
Mike Stivic : You picked up a Puerto Rican.
Archie Bunker : I said I was a hero, not a daredevil.
