All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie the Hero (1975)

Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker

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• Beverly LaSalle : [Beverly LaSalle comes by to thank Archie for his life-saving help earlier]  The doctor said it was complete exhaustion. I'd been working very hard, and I guess I was just worn out.

  Edith : Ohhhh, well it was a good thing you wore out with Archie, 'cause he learned how to save peoples' lives in the toilet at work.

  Beverly LaSalle : Oh. He saved mine in a cab.

• Archie : So I was drivin' by Kennedy...

  Edith : Kennedy airport?

  Archie : No, Cape Kennedy. I'm lookin to take a fare to the moon.

• Beverly LaSalle : I'm a female impersonator.

  Edith Bunker : Ain't that interestin'. Y'know, that's smart, too. I mean, who can imitate a female better than a lady?

• Edith Bunker : I ain't been so proud of you since Uncle Willie cut his finger carving the Thanksgiving turkey and you stopped the bleeding by tying it up with the string they used to tie up the turkey's you-know-what with.

  Archie Bunker : How can you do that all in one breath?

• Beverly LaSalle : I'm afraid you don't understand, Mrs Bunker. I'm a transvestite.

  Edith Bunker : Well, you sure fooled me. I mean, you ain't got no accent at all.

• Mike Stivic : Ma, you know what's nice about Archie?

  Edith : What?

  Mike Stivic : You can't think of anything either, huh?