All in the Family (TV Series)

Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit (1971)

Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic

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Quotes 

• Mike Stivic : You got a hang-up about sex.

  Archie : I ain't got a hang-up about... That.

  Mike Stivic : See, you can't even say it.

  Archie : I don't use four letter words in front of women, ya dope.

  Gloria : Daddy, you shouldn't be afraid of sex.

  Archie : Listen, little girl, if I was a afraid of it, you wouldn't be here. Right, Edith?

  Archie : [after Edith's sitting there looking puzzled]  Well, Edith... .

  Edith Bunker : I'm trying to remember.

• Mike Stivic : And for your further edification, calling me a Polack is not gonna bother me. I happen to be very proud of my Polish heritage.

  Archie Bunker : What heritage? You come from a long line of bowling teams.

  Mike Stivic : Yeah? And you come from a long line of boneheads! You think with your mind closed!

  Archie Bunker : And you eat with your mouth open!

  Mike Stivic : [Flummoxed]  You know you are totally incomprehensible?

  Archie Bunker : Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense.

• Mike Stivic : So you decide what's moral!

  Archie Bunker : No, wise guy, THAT does!

  [Pointing] 

  Gloria Stivic : The television set?

  Archie Bunker : No, not the television set - the Bible! Edith, why do you leave the Bible on top of the television?

  Edith Bunker : Because it keeps falling off the refrigerator.