Ally McBeal (TV Series)

Tom Dooley (2002)

Peter MacNicol: John Cage

Quotes 

• John Cage : The law is the law, Liza. And she *broke* it.

  Liza Bump : John, in some states, oral sex is against the law. You don't see people getting thrown in jail for that.

  John Cage : Bigamy is a little more serious.

  Liza Bump : [coyly]  You don't take oral sex seriously?

  John Cage : [flustered]  We're both on the same side here. Would you please STOP trying to RATTLE me?

  Liza Bump : Oh, yeah. Force of habit.

• Judge Seymour Walsh : Mr. Cage. Ms. Bump. I'll ask you to proceed without the nonsense.

  John Cage : [reading notes]  OK, uh... Mmm, no, I'm sorry. All I had left was nonsense.

  John Cage : [sits back down] 

• Liza Bump : [squeezing John Cage's face]  Isn't HE like a cute little stuffy? And such a good little lawyer. Yes, you are.

  John Cage : All right.

  Liza Bump : Yes, you are!