Barney Miller (TV Series)

The Social Worker (1975)

James Gregory: Inspector Frank Luger

Quotes 

• Inspector Frank Luger : Sure, what can I do for you?

  Inspector Frank Luger : I've been offered this job with the parole board Barney and I've kind of been debating in my mind as to whether I should take it or not

  Capt. Barney Miller : Parole Board, you should be flattered by the offer.

  Inspector Frank Luger : I am... I am Barney. All them important cases to discuss, you know, and evaluating the pros and the cons... Pardon the pun. All them people in jail, filing their petitions to get out again, you know to join us in the society. Then I guess, I got to take it. I mean, someone's got to keep them vermin behind bars. What do you think ?

  Capt. Barney Miller : I think we need you right here Inspector. Oh yeah, the more I think about it.

• Inspector Frank Luger : Okay, Wojciehowicz. That's the way you want it. You know, sometimes, a man can use a friend among the higher-ups in this little New York City Department of ours. See you around men.

• Inspector Frank Luger : John Hancock ? Was he... was he with the Giants.

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : No, he was one of the original Yankees

  Inspector Frank Luger : Yeah..yeah..Utility In-fielder right ?