The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Silver Dollar City Fair (1969)

Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale

Quotes 

• Jane Hathaway , Milburn Drysdale : Chief, what is the idea of the gorilla suit?

  Milburn Drysdale : The law of the jungle. The survival of the fittest.

  Jane Hathaway : What do you mean?

  Milburn Drysdale : I'm looking after a bear, a mountain lion, a chimpanzee and other assorted wild animals. They fight over the food. If I don't scare 'em, I don't eat.

  Jane Hathaway : Well that should certainly intimidate the fiercest beast.

  Milburn Drysdale : Well, there's one it doesn't phase. Oh, you've never heard such vicious snarling and growling. No other animal will go near the food until it's finished feeding.

  Jane Hathaway : What is it?

  Milburn Drysdale : It's a Jethro, that's what it is!

• Jane Hathaway : Well I have good news and bad news. Granny says they're not coming back. They're going to stay there and get Elly May a husband. And after she's married and settled down, the whole family might stay there.

  Milburn Drysdale : Oh boy. Okay, what's the good news?

  Jane Hathaway : That was it.

  Milburn Drysdale : That was the good news?

  Jane Hathaway : Wait till you hear the bad.

  Milburn Drysdale : Forget it. You couldn't possible top what you just said.

  Jane Hathaway : Granny wants you to send them their $85 million.

  Milburn Drysdale : You did it.