Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Inca Mummy Girl (1997)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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Willow Rosenberg : Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.
Buffy Summers : Good for you.
Willow Rosenberg : Well, I didn't choose yet.
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Buffy Summers : I better stop him before he gets in trouble.
Willow Rosenberg : I got it. The non-violent approach is probably better here.
[leaves]
Buffy Summers : I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?
Xander Harris : The important thing is... *you* believe that.
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Willow Rosenberg : On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke.
Xander Harris : For twenty-one hours?
Willow Rosenberg : It's addictive, you know.
Rupert Giles : We'll deal with that when we've ruled out evil curses.
Buffy Summers : One day I'm gonna live in a town where evil curses are just generally ruled out without even saying.
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Willow Rosenberg : His parents say he never came home last night.
Buffy Summers : Y'know, I don't think I remember seeing Rodney on the bus back from the field trip.
Willow Rosenberg : I didn't either. I hope he didn't get in trouble at the museum.
Xander Harris : [chuckles] Hey, maybe he awakened the mummy.
Willow Rosenberg : [giggles] Right, and it rose from its tomb.
Buffy Summers : [smiles] And attacked him.
[their smiles fade as they all realize that it may not be so far-fetched]
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[last lines]
Xander Harris : I just, present company excluded, I have the worst taste in women of anyone in the world. *Ever*.
Buffy Summers : Ampata wasn't evil. At least not to begin with. And I-I do think she cared about you.
Xander Harris : Yeah, but I think that whole "sucking the life out of people" thing would have been a strain on the relationship.
Buffy Summers : She was gypped. She was just a girl and she had her life taken away from her. I remember how I felt when I heard the Prophecy that I was gonna die. I wasn't exactly obsessed with doing the right thing.
Xander Harris : Yeah, but you did. You gave up your life.
Buffy Summers : I had you to bring me back.
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[another student is scraping at a relic in the Cultural Exchange Exhibit museum]
Buffy Summers : What's he doing?
Xander Harris : Uh, that's Rodney Munson. He's God's gift to the bell curve. What he lacks in smarts, he makes up in lack of smarts.
Willow Rosenberg : You just don't like him 'cause of that time he beat you up every day for five years.
Xander Harris : Yeah. I'm irrational that way.
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[Ampata comes downstairs]
Ampata : Hello, Xander.
[Xander says incoherent babble]
Buffy Summers : I can translate American salivating boy-talk. He says you're beautiful.
[Xander babbles to Buffy]
Buffy Summers : You're welcome.
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Buffy Summers : So, can I go?
Rupert Giles : I think not.
Buffy Summers : How come?
Rupert Giles : Because you are the Chosen One.
Buffy Summers : Mm, just this once, I'd like to be the Overlooked One.
Rupert Giles : Well, um, I'm afraid that is not an option. You have responsibilities that other girls do not.
Buffy Summers : Oh! I know this one! "Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, bitty blah. I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone."
Rupert Giles : It's as if you know me... Your secret identity is gonna be difficult enough to maintain while this exchange student is living with you.
[Xander gets up and separates them]
Xander Harris : Not... *with* her. In the same house as her. Am I the only one who's objective enough to make that distinction?
Buffy Summers : So, I think going to the dance like a normal person would be the best way to keep that secret. Giles, come on. Budge! No one likes a non-budger.
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[first lines]
Buffy Summers : This is *so* unfair.
Willow Rosenberg : I don't think it's that bad.
Buffy Summers : It's the Über-suck. Mom could have at least warned me.
Xander Harris : Well, a lot of parents are doing it this year. It's part of this whole cultural exchange magillah. The exhibit. The dance...
Willow Rosenberg : I have the best costume for the dance!
Buffy Summers : A complete stranger in my house for two weeks. I'm gonna be insane! A danger to myself and others within three days, I swear.
Xander Harris : I think the exchange-student program's cool. I do! It's a beautiful melding of two cultures.
Buffy Summers : Have you ever done an exchange program?
Xander Harris : My dad tried to sell me to some Armenians once. Does that count?
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Buffy Summers : His name's Ampata. He'll be at the bus station tomorrow night.
Xander Harris : Oooh! The Sunnydale bus depot. Classy! What a better way to introduce someone to our country than with the stench of urine.
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Buffy Summers : Come on! Can't you put your foot down?
Rupert Giles : It *is* down.
Buffy Summers : One of these days you're gonna have to get a grown-up car.
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Rupert Giles : It's definitely all boys' clothes. Why would a girl pack these?
Buffy Summers : How about this one? What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse... and doesn't even pack lipstick?
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Buffy Summers : Hey! Look at us! We came up with a plan. A good plan.
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Buffy Summers : I'll say one thing for you Incan mummies. You don't kiss and tell.
