Dallas (TV Series)

Lock, Stock and Jock (1991)

Barbara Eden: Lee Ann De La Vega

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• Lee Ann De La Vega : Dallas is a great deal different than Caracas. Much more amusing.

  J.R. Ewing : And what did you find so amusing about last night?

  Lee Ann De La Vega : Just trying to tell the players without a score card, for one thing.

  J.R. Ewing : Oh, well, uh, why would you care?

  Lee Ann De La Vega : Because it's such a tangled web. I wonder if I have it straight. Uh, now let's see. The young man you sent home before the fireworks is your son by your first wife. Is that correct?

  J.R. Ewing : Yes, that's right.

  Lee Ann De La Vega : And the little blonde girl, your ex-wife, is carrying your child. And the handsome man she was with is your son by the woman you just became engaged to.

  J.R. Ewing : Well, it's, um, not really so confusing as it seems.

  Lee Ann De La Vega : Well, I suppose it gets more clear once you say it out loud.