Dallas (TV Series)
Mastectomy: Part 1 (1979)
Larry Hagman: J.R. Ewing
Quotes
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J.R. Ewing : [taking a sip from Kristin's coffee] That woman just cannot make a decent cup of coffee!
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Kristin Shepard : [brought coffee, joins sleeping lover on bed] The well was sputted, J.R., and it's a real gusher.
J.R. Ewing : [eyes open, still sleepy:] Hmm?
Kristin Shepard : [lyrical] The core is all gray shale, we've just put in the surface pipe, and I've just called for the blow-up preventer.
J.R. Ewing : [smiles contentedly, then snorts:] What time is it?
Kristin Shepard : I knew that would wake up an oil-man.
J.R. Ewing : [snickers, then looks at watch, realizing:] It's morning! You let me sleep here all night?
Kristin Shepard : I didn't have the heart. And besides, it was nice.
J.R. Ewing : [gets up hurriedly] I told you never to do that. Why didn't you wake me up, anyhow? Lord sakes...
Kristin Shepard : Well, you tossed and turned, and you seemed so exhausted.
J.R. Ewing : [from bathroom] Well, you're an exciting young woman, sugar. Gets me all... keyed up.
[chuckles]
Kristin Shepard : Thanks, J.R. But there are other reasons for your being keyed up.
J.R. Ewing : Yeah, where are my clothes? Where are they at?
Kristin Shepard : Well, I put a fresh suit in the bathroom, and I'm taking last night's to the cleaners.
J.R. Ewing : Oh, okay, I got 'em, I got 'em. Listen, I really... appreciate it, but let's not do this again.
Kristin Shepard : Why, I like waking up with you in the morning.
J.R. Ewing : Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. But that is no excuse. They're...
[comes out of bathroom]
Kristin Shepard : J.R., I wish you'd let me help you.
J.R. Ewing : [sighs] Well, you're doing fine, darling, just fine.
Kristin Shepard : No, I mean, I know how worried you are.
J.R. Ewing : I got everything under control.
Kristin Shepard : Not exactly, J.R., considering everything Ewing owns is mortgaged, including Southfork.
J.R. Ewing : Nothing for you to trouble yourself about, darling.
Kristin Shepard : Well, I know how concerned you are about Uncle Jock finding out. Maybe if you'd talk to me, it would help you relax.
J.R. Ewing : Well, now, Kristin, if you know about it, and I know about it,
[shrugs]
J.R. Ewing : then what have we got to talk about?
[his hands on her shoulders, looks into her eyes:]
J.R. Ewing : You know how I'm gonna relax? If you get your tail out of here, and get to the office before I do.
[kisses her, slaps her waist as she turns to leave, chuckles:]
J.R. Ewing : Go on, go on!
[as Kristin is out the door, takes sip from cup]
J.R. Ewing : That woman just cannot make a decent cup of coffee.