Daria (TV Series)
The F Word (2000)
Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer
Quotes
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Jane Lane : [halfheartedly, trying out for the cheerleading squad] Cheer, cheer, cheer. Yell, yell, yell. Who cares who wins? We're all goin' to Hell.
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Daria Morgendorffer : Okay, where's your evil twin?
Jane Lane : The aliens finished their experiments, and let me return in her place.
Daria Morgendorffer : How was the probe?
Jane Lane : Less intrusive this time.
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Jane Lane : So, what are you gonna fail at, giving a damn?
Daria Morgendorffer : I could fail to see the merit of this assignment.
Jane Lane : Or succeed in finding it a waste of time.
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Daria Morgendorffer : I just picked what I'm gonna fail at; getting Quinn grounded so she can't go to that thing.
Jane Lane : Excellent.
Daria Morgendorffer : This way, if I blow the assignment and Quinn IS grounded, I still win.
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Mr. Timothy O'Neill : [about the outcome of the assignment he set for his students to fail at something] How about you Kevin?
Kevin Thompson : I'm a crappy athlete. They threw me off the team.
Mr. Timothy O'Neill : So you... succeeded at your assignment.
Kevin Thompson : Succeeded? I lost the game!
Jane Lane : Good thing he has that physics scholarship to fall back on.
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[Tom sees Jane dressed "conventionally"]
Jane Lane : Hey, fly-boy.
Tom Sloane : Is that a teddy-bear backpack?
Jane Lane : Uh-huh. Do you wanna test out my new lip gloss? It's kiwi flavored.
Tom Sloane : Well, I guess if I kissed you at least my eyes would be closed.
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Daria Morgendorffer : [Daria and Jane enter class to see Britney crying hysterically] Let me guess; a teen movie star choked on his gum.
Jane Lane : That, or the cafeteria ran out of bendy-straws again.