Daria (TV Series)

The F Word (2000)

Marc Thompson: Mr. Anthony DeMartino, Mr. Timothy O'Neill, Kevin Thompson, Jamie White

Quotes 

• Jodie Abigail Landon : I failed to convince my mother and father to let me have the summer off.

  Mr. Timothy O'Neill : Excellent. And see, you learned that failure isn't so bad now, is it?

  Jodie Abigail Landon : No, I learned that my parents would rather I drop dead from exhaustion than miss the opportunity to shred some bribe-taking congressman's incriminating phone bills.

• Mr. Timothy O'Neill : [about the outcome of the assignment he set for his students to fail at something]  How about you Kevin?

  Kevin Thompson : I'm a crappy athlete. They threw me off the team.

  Mr. Timothy O'Neill : So you... succeeded at your assignment.

  Kevin Thompson : Succeeded? I lost the game!

  Jane Lane : Good thing he has that physics scholarship to fall back on.