The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards (1964)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
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Quotes
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Buddy Sorrell : He just thinks Rob is a crook.
Sally Rogers : Well, why does he think he was a crook?
Jerry Helper : Well, because he accused Rob of slipping a deck of marked cards into our poker game.
Sally Rogers : Marked cards? Well, why would he think that?
Buddy Sorrell : Because that's what Rob did.
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Beth Gregory : Oh, Lou, don't take it so seriously. It's just a game.
Lou Gregory : There's no other way to take it. It's how you play the game. It doesn't matter if you win or lose.
Buddy Sorrell : As long as you wind up at the end of the evening with all the money.
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Sally Rogers : Boy, look at all the fun I missed. And I, like a dope, went to the dog show.
Buddy Sorrell : D'you win anything?
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Why would I use marked cards to win ten dollars?
Buddy Sorrell : Well, it's easier than sticking up a live chicken market.
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I'm gonna go put on my lucky slippers.
Buddy Sorrell : What're gonna do, shuffle the cards with your toes?
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : This is my magic deck.
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, magic is right. You just made your friends disappear.
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Sally Rogers : Look, if I don't get all the gory details of this, I'm goin' back to the dog show.
Buddy Sorrell : You still won't win anything.
Sally Rogers : Oh, shut up.
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Buddy Sorrell : 9, 10, Jack, Queen... Ace?
Laura Petrie : What happened to your King?
Buddy Sorrell : Must have abdicated.
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, come on, Mr. D.A., are you in or out?
Lou Gregory : I'm a former D.A.
Buddy Sorrell : I don't want your credentials. I want your money.
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, how 'bout a little Three Card Barrington?
Beth Gregory : Three Card Barrington? How do you play that?
Buddy Sorrell : You just deal three cards. Red nines are wild. Seven of clubs is high. Low card passes. Ace, nine, six, four of all suits is Barrington.
Millie Helper : And that's when you win?
Buddy Sorrell : No, that's when everybody gets up and walks around the chairs.
Beth Gregory : Well, how do ya... how to ya win?
Buddy Sorrell : Well, while everybody else is walking around the chairs, I grab the money.