The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Girls Will Be Boys (1965)

Bernard Fox: Ogden Darwell

Quotes 

• Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Well, uh, Mr. Darwell, out children have been fighting.

  Ogden Darwell : Fi... But, uh, your child is a male. I mean, he's a boy, isn't he?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Well, ye... my male is... is a boy. I have... a Ritchie. I have a... boy.

  Ogden Darwell : And they've been fighting?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Yes.

  Ogden Darwell : That's very odd. I mean, Pricilla hasn't come home hurt or anything.

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Well, that's... that's because she's winning.