The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Impractical Joke (1965)

Lennie Weinrib: Phil Franklin

Quotes 

• Sally Rogers : Don't you know that wiretapping is illegal?

  Phil Franklin : Ahh!

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, if you don't turn us in, nobody'll know.

• [holding a fake copy of Buddy's tax returns] 

  Phil Franklin : [to Buddy]  Just a reasonable facsimile, and I didn't help anybody. I got you myself, for myself!

• Phil Franklin : Gee, I thought a jerk like you would do anything!

• [Buddy Sorrell asks Phil Franklin to call Rob Petrie's telephone number, to start a prank phone call. After Phil calls Rob answers, but asks the caller to stay on hold, temporarily] 

  Phil Franklin : Is this New Rochelle-6-9970?

  Rob Petrie : Yes. Who is this?