The Flintstones (TV Series)

Social Climbers (1961)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Miss Shadrock : Well, now, gentlemen, I want you to imagine you're at a ball and you want to ask me for a dance. You first, Mr. Rubble.

  Barney Rubble : Uh, um, Miss Shadrock, uh, it's, uh, been a nice day. Uh, uh, uh, h-hope it doesn't rain. Uh, uh, uh, oh, shucks, lady. I can't dance.

  Miss Shadrock : That's all right, Mr. Rubble. Now you try it, Mr. Flintstone.

  Fred Flintstone : Uh, hiya, baby. How's about shaking a leg with old hot stuff Freddie?

  Miss Shadrock : Oh, Mr. Flintstone! I'm surprised you didn't get slapped for an approach like that.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, I did, Miss Shadrock. I got a lot of slaps. Come to think of it, I got a lot of dancing, too.

• Doorman : [announcing Fred and Wilma's arrival]  Mr. and Mrs. Gallstone.

  Fred Flintstone : That's Flintstone, buster. Flint! Flint!

  Doorman : I still think you have more gall than flint.

  Fred Flintstone : Oooh, you are asking for it, Charlie.

• Front Desk Lady : [when Fred and Barney arrive at the Bedrock Charm School]  Come in, gentlemen.

  Fred Flintstone : Uh, eh, after you, friend.

  Barney Rubble : Au contrary. After you, buddy.

  Fred Flintstone : No, after you!

  Barney Rubble : And I said, after you!

  Fred Flintstone : You want me to slug you?

  Barney Rubble : You try it, Fred, and I'll give you a fat lip!

  Fred Flintstone : I'll give you another chance, Barney. After me.

  Front Desk Lady : Gentlemen, gentlemen. May I suggest you both come in together? I can see you just made it in time. You both need lots of help.