The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Just Say Yo (1993)
Will Smith: Will Smith
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Quotes
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Carlton Banks : [when Carlton has a zit on his face] Look at my face!
William 'Will' Smith : Oh, please, man! We eatin' here!
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William 'Will' Smith : [to Uncle Phil] I had basketball practice and school, and work...
Philip Banks : Welcome to the real world, Will. That's no excuse, there's never an excuse!
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Will : [rejecting Phil's gift] I- I can't take this, Uncle Phil. I, um- There's something I need to tell you.
Philip Banks : What is it?
Will : [nervously] Those pills that Carlton took... um, they- they were from my locker.
Philip Banks : [shocked] What?
Will : [stammers] Uncle Phil, I was keeping them in case I needed them...
Philip Banks : How could you be so stupid? You know you shouldn't be messing with drugs!
Will : [stutters nervously] I know, Uncle Phil! Somebody gave them to me at school. I didn't mean for Carlton to take them. I mean, I didn't even know if *I* was gonna take them!
[pause]
Will : I'm sorry, Uncle Phil...
Philip Banks : [angrily cuts him off] Sorry?
[he walks up to Will]
Philip Banks : My son could have died because of you!
Will : Look, I know Uncle Phil. That's all I've been thinking about! B-but you gotta believe me, Uncle Phil, I didn't mean to hurt him...
Philip Banks : Yeah, well, you did! You hurt him, and you could have hurt yourself!
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Carlton Banks : Every time I have a big date, I get a big pimple.
William 'Will' Smith : Well, judging by the size of that thing, you must be going out with Nell Carter.
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Will : [to the nurse about Carlton] Does he look like a drug addict?
Nurse Irene : Do I?
Will : Can we stick to the subject, please?
Nurse Irene : [to Carlton] Listen, sweetie, the first time I came to this hospital, it was on a stretcher. I've been from Yale to jail and from Park Avenue to park bench, but now I'm clean and sober.
Carlton : That's really touching but do you think you can get me a nurse without a record?
Nurse Irene : [to Will] I like him. Try and help him to stick around
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Carlton Banks : Will, how long have you been on drugs?
William 'Will' Smith : I haven't been. Someone gave them to me. I've been really stressed out with everything I have...
Carlton Banks : Will, calm down. You're not the only person in this house that hasn't thought about it.
William 'Will' Smith : You? You don't seem like the type that would even consider drugs.
Carlton Banks : Well, I have, but after last night, I never will again.
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William 'Will' Smith : I had basketball practice and school, and this guy gave me these pills to help me stay awake, and then Carlton. All I know is that somebody very close to me could be dead right now and it'd be all my fault.
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Will : [when realizing that Carlton has taken the drugs from his locker] Hey, Carlton. Carlton! Carlton, listen. Something terrible has happened, man! Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital!
Carlton : [while dancing erratically on the prom stage] Why? This is the greatest night of my...
[Carlton suddenly passes out on the dance floor]
Carlton's Date : [screams as Carlton falls on the floor] CARLTON!
Will : [Will grabs hold of Carlton] YO! Carlton, man...
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Will : [to Carlton as he's waking up at the hospital after overdosing from drugs] Carlton, you're at a hospital.
Carlton : I feel terrible. The last thing I remember is doing the running man to 'I Will Always Love You'. I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful!
Will : Carlton, I got some bad news...
Carlton : Oh, God, I malfunctioned!
Will : No. See, you never made it past the dance floor. Those pills that you took weren't vitamins.
Carlton : What were they?
Will : Look, you gotta promise you're not gonna overreact...
Carlton : What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin?
Will : [about the drugs] It was Speed...
Carlton : Oh, my God. I'm a drug addict *and* a virgin!
Will : Shut up! Shut up, shut up. Now be quiet!
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[Uncle Phil makes Will confess to the family about Carlton's overdose]
William 'Will' Smith : Um... the pills that Carlton took... they were from my locker.
Vivian Banks : What?
William 'Will' Smith : I'm sorry, Aunt Viv. I mean, I... I had basketball practice and I had finals, and everything... and one of the guys at school just offered me some stuff to help me stay awake.
[getting choked up]
William 'Will' Smith : Then Carlton...
[pause]
William 'Will' Smith : Look, all I know... is that somebody real close to me that I love a whole lot could be dead right now, and it would be all my fault.
[to Carlton]
William 'Will' Smith : I'm sorry, man.
[starts crying]
William 'Will' Smith : I'm sorry.
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Carlton Banks : Ashley, you take out the garbage.
Ashley Banks : Why me?
Carlton Banks : Because I'm bigger than you.
William 'Will' Smith : See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them shoe lifts in today.
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William 'Will' Smith : Carlton doesn't take drugs. He hates drugs. We still have to mix his aspirin in with applesauce.
Nurse Irene : Well, that wasn't applesauce we pumped out of his stomach.