The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Just Say Yo (1993)

Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks

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• Carlton Banks : [when Carlton has a zit on his face]  Look at my face!

  William 'Will' Smith : Oh, please, man! We eatin' here!

• Carlton Banks : Every time I have a big date, I get a big pimple.

  William 'Will' Smith : Well, judging by the size of that thing, you must be going out with Nell Carter.

• Will : [to the nurse about Carlton]  Does he look like a drug addict?

  Nurse Irene : Do I?

  Will : Can we stick to the subject, please?

  Nurse Irene : [to Carlton]  Listen, sweetie, the first time I came to this hospital, it was on a stretcher. I've been from Yale to jail and from Park Avenue to park bench, but now I'm clean and sober.

  Carlton : That's really touching but do you think you can get me a nurse without a record?

  Nurse Irene : [to Will]  I like him. Try and help him to stick around

• Carlton Banks : Will, how long have you been on drugs?

  William 'Will' Smith : I haven't been. Someone gave them to me. I've been really stressed out with everything I have...

  Carlton Banks : Will, calm down. You're not the only person in this house that hasn't thought about it.

  William 'Will' Smith : You? You don't seem like the type that would even consider drugs.

  Carlton Banks : Well, I have, but after last night, I never will again.

• Will : [when realizing that Carlton has taken the drugs from his locker]  Hey, Carlton. Carlton! Carlton, listen. Something terrible has happened, man! Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital!

  Carlton : [while dancing erratically on the prom stage]  Why? This is the greatest night of my...

  [Carlton suddenly passes out on the dance floor] 

  Carlton's Date : [screams as Carlton falls on the floor]  CARLTON!

  Will : [Will grabs hold of Carlton]  YO! Carlton, man...

• Will : [to Carlton as he's waking up at the hospital after overdosing from drugs]  Carlton, you're at a hospital.

  Carlton : I feel terrible. The last thing I remember is doing the running man to 'I Will Always Love You'. I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful!

  Will : Carlton, I got some bad news...

  Carlton : Oh, God, I malfunctioned!

  Will : No. See, you never made it past the dance floor. Those pills that you took weren't vitamins.

  Carlton : What were they?

  Will : Look, you gotta promise you're not gonna overreact...

  Carlton : What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin?

  Will : [about the drugs]  It was Speed...

  Carlton : Oh, my God. I'm a drug addict *and* a virgin!

  Will : Shut up! Shut up, shut up. Now be quiet!

• Carlton Banks : Ashley, you take out the garbage.

  Ashley Banks : Why me?

  Carlton Banks : Because I'm bigger than you.

  William 'Will' Smith : See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them shoe lifts in today.

• Carlton Banks : [while in the hospital]  Can't I get moved to another room? I have a reputation to maintain. What about when I go into political office?

  Nurse Irene : I'll tell you the same thing I told the last guy who asked me that. Just tell them you didn't inhale.