The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Something for Nothing (1991)

Will Smith: Will Smith

Quotes 

• William 'Will' Smith : Hey, Aunt Viv! UncIe Phil. Whoa, you got that mad Iook in your eyes. Let me guess. You grabbed Geoffrey's underwear by mistake, am I right?

  Philip Banks : Will, why didn't you give that check to charity Iike I toId you to?

  William 'Will' Smith : What you taIking about? I did.

  Philip Banks : Don't stand there and lie to me.

  William 'Will' Smith : I'm not Iying.

  Philip Banks : I just got back from the club and I've never been so humiliated. I thought we had an agreement that that money was going to go where it was most needed. Now, you march upstairs and get me that check.

  William 'Will' Smith : Well, I can't. The money's gone.

  Vivian Banks : Will, how couId you have spent $1,000 aIready?

  Ramon : Wow, Will, you must be loaded! You spent $1,000 and had another $1,000 to give to me for basketball camp? I gotta raise your shoeshine rate.

• Carlton Banks : [to Will]  Well, I'm all ready for Monte CarIo night. I've read this book cover to cover. Ask me about any odd combination.

  William 'Will' Smith : Okay, why is MichaeI Jackson hanging with that IittIe boy from "Home Alone"?

• Carlton Banks : This is amazing! Did you know the odds of getting hit by an asteroid are 1 in 6,000?

  William 'Will' Smith : Really? I'm feeIing kinda Iucky, man. Why don't you go outside?

• William 'Will' Smith : [about the book Carlton's reading]  "How to Beat the Odds"? Sorry, C. No way to beat it. You're odd.

• William 'Will' Smith : [to Ramon]  It's killing me how much you remind me of myseIf.

  Ramon : Why? 'Cause we're both down with b-ball?

  William 'Will' Smith : Well, no, 'cause don't nobody want to see my frog neither.

• Ramon : [to Will]  See, man, one day, Ashley's gonna be breaking down my door 'cause I'm gonna save up money for basketball camp. Next thing you know, I'll be pIaying pro. You know my motto: "Keep your eyes on the prize."

  William 'Will' Smith : Hey, man, that's kinda similar to my motto: "Keep your hands on their thighs."

• William 'Will' Smith : I ain't down with that oId country cIub stuff sitting around all night discussing mayonnaise with four white guys named Biff.

  Carlton Banks : Isn't Biff a riot?

• William 'Will' Smith : Why shouId I have to go to this stupid country cIub if I don't want to? How UncIe PhiI gonna pIay a nephew?

  Ashley Banks : How's Daddy gonna pIay a daughter? I can't beIieve he thinks I'm too young to gambIe. I've been eating Hilary's cooking since I was three.

• Philip Banks : [to Will]  You gave the money to Ramon?

  William 'Will' Smith : Well, you know, it's just a Ioan, till his sneaker endorsement comes through, you know, around 2010.

  Philip Banks : Will, that was very commendabIe, but that's not what that money was raised for.

  William 'Will' Smith : Come on, UncIe Phil. You said I got a break and I was supposed to give somebody eIse a break, so I gave the money to Ramon.

  Vivian Banks : He's right, Phillip. You did say that.

• William 'Will' Smith : Seeing as how you're in this extremeIy generous mood, I want to know if you was down with donating to the United Negro Nephew Fund. You know, they say a Saturday night is a terrible thing to waste.

• William 'Will' Smith : Now who's hotter than Madonna in a pointy bra?

  Crowd at the crap table : You are

  William 'Will' Smith : Just checking