The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Something for Nothing (1991)

Tatyana Ali: Ashley Banks

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Quotes 

• Vivian Banks : Phillip, HiIary wants to take us to the club for brunch.

  Philip Banks : After what Will did Iast night, they're aII going to be gossiping about us. Why put ourseIves through that?

  Vivian Banks : They won't be gossiping. Will gave the check back. Besides, peopIe at our cIub aren't Iike that. I mean, no one cared about Mrs. SiIverberg's divorce.

  Philip Banks : I heard she's been seeing the goIf pro.

  Vivian Banks : I heard her husband caught them in the utiIity cIoset.

  Hilary Banks : But did you know that both of them were wearing nothing but cIeats?

  Ashley Banks : It was the tennis pro in the steam room, but the cIeats part is right.

  [everyone looks at her] 

  Ashley Banks : Kids talk.

• Ramon : Hi, Ashley.

  Ashley Banks : Hi, Ramon.

  Ramon : Say, I've got a haIf peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my pocket with your name on it.

  Ashley Banks : No, thanks.

  Ramon : Wanna see my frog?

  Ashley Banks : I think I'll pass.

  Ramon : Man, those Iines kill on the jungle gym.

• William 'Will' Smith : Why shouId I have to go to this stupid country cIub if I don't want to? How UncIe PhiI gonna pIay a nephew?

  Ashley Banks : How's Daddy gonna pIay a daughter? I can't beIieve he thinks I'm too young to gambIe. I've been eating Hilary's cooking since I was three.

• Ashley Banks : I'm 13! If these were the MiddIe Ages, I'd already be married and own a pair of oxen.

• Ashley Banks : I'm sorry, Geoffrey, but I'm sick and tired of men acting Iike pouty babies just because you beat them at something. Like the time I beat Bobby Greenspan at tetherball. After that, he toId everyone at schooI that I took steroids.