The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Striptease for Two (1992)
Will Smith: Will Smith
Quotes
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Philip Banks : [to Will and Carlton] I wanna know what excuse you two have for pulling such a stupid stunt.
Carlton Banks : We needed the money.
Philip Banks : For what? And I want the truth.
William 'Will' Smith : All right, it's like this, Uncle Phil. See, Carlton got this inside tip on a stock.
Philip Banks : Federal offense. Go on.
William 'Will' Smith : Then we pawned Aunt Viv's bracelet to get the money for the stock.
Philip Banks : Grand larceny. Impressive.
William 'Will' Smith : Then, we lost the money, so we had to strip to get the bracelet back.
Philip Banks : That would be indecent exposure. Is there more?
Carlton Banks : I'm afraid so, Dad. We never got the clasp fixed on Mom's bracelet.
Philip Banks : [starts to laugh] You never got...
[Will and Carlton laugh with him]
Philip Banks : I don't know what to say!
[They laugh harder]
Philip Banks : What can I do? What do you boys think I should do?
William 'Will' Smith : I don't know, reward us for our honesty?
[Will, Carlton and Philip laugh]
William 'Will' Smith : Hey, it worked for the Beav!
Philip Banks : The Beav!
[They all laugh harder... until Philip bursts to his feet]
Philip Banks : DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUY NAMED WARD? Now you get that bracelet back and, for the next six weeks, I don't want to hear you *breathe*, or I'm calling the Feds myself!
[Philip storms out]
William 'Will' Smith : I-I guess this probably ain't the best time to tell him we ran over the mailbox.
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Carlton Banks : Granted, we are desperate for money, but maybe you should stop and think about the kind of life you'd be leading.
William 'Will' Smith : Yeah, you're right. Dancing around in some cheap club while women put dollars down my underpants. I love this country!
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William 'Will' Smith : I thought you said it was illegal.
Geoffrey : It is. God, how I love life on the edge!