The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Striptease for Two (1992)

Joseph Marcell: Geoffrey Butler

Quotes 

• Geoffrey : It's called inside information and it's quite illegal.

  Carlton Banks : So is that French nanny you're dating.

  Geoffrey : ...Enough said.

• Geoffrey : [to Will and Carlton]  Ahh, my financial advisors have arrived. Moron! Fat head!

  Carlton Banks : I didn't know the Dodgers were playing.

  Geoffrey : They're not.

• William 'Will' Smith : I thought you said it was illegal.

  Geoffrey : It is. God, how I love life on the edge!

• Philip Banks : This is a delicious meal, Geoffrey. You've outdone yourself.

  Geoffrey : You're too kind, sir. Moron! Fat head!

  Vivian Banks : Geoffrey, must you listen to the Dodgers game during dinner?

  Geoffrey : I'm terribly sorry, madam, but it's the bottom of the 9th, bases are loaded. However, I shall maintain my professionalism. Bunt, you pasty-faced sod!

  Vivian Banks : Geoffrey, start buffing the silverware.

  Geoffrey : What the hell is your problem? You got bricks up your butt, you clown? Right away, madam.