The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
That's No Lady, That's My Cousin (1992)
Will Smith: Will Smith
Quotes
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Carlton Banks : Wow! She's cool, she's hot, she's...
William 'Will' Smith : Your baby sister, man!
Carlton Banks : [screams]
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Ashley Banks : What if no one likes me?
William 'Will' Smith : Just do what Carlton does: give them money.
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William 'Will' Smith : Girl, I know your feet must be tired, 'cause you been walking through my mind all day. Come 'ere!
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Kenny : [to Ashley] Baby, I'm telling you, you got more moves than a bowl of Jell-O and there's always room for Jell-O.
Ashley Banks : Wow!
William 'Will' Smith : Dude sounds like a jackass.
Ashley Banks : So, when are we going out?
Kenny : Oh, I don't know, baby. You have to let me check my book and I'll get back to you. You see, I wanna make sure I can give you my undivided attention.
Carlton Banks : Actually, Will. He's better than you.
Kenny : I mean, look at you, you got it going on. You got sweet hips, lips, and fingertips...
[sees another girl]
Kenny : , but baby got back!
[to Ashley]
Kenny : Bye, baby.
[while chasing after the girl]
Kenny : Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!
Carlton Banks : [to Will] Look, I know my sister needs me, but that girl is babe-a-licious!
[runs off as well]
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Philip Banks : For extra money, I had to work for the Princeton Daily. My first assignment was to interview the town's most famous stripper, Boom-Boom LaSalle.
William 'Will' Smith : I wonder why they called her that.
Philip Banks : For some reason, she took a liking to me. So, she invited me to come with her and her sister to her dressing room for drinks.
William 'Will' Smith : You the man, Uncle Phil.
Philip Banks : Anyway, one thing led to another and before you know it, this old country boy...
[Aunt Viv slams something down on the table]
Philip Banks : finished his Yoo-Hoo and went right home.