The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

The Fresh Prince Project (1990)

Janet Hubert: Vivian Banks

Quotes 

• Vivian Banks : Did you enjoy the trip?

  Will : Oh, yo, the plane ride was stupid! I was looking for first class...

  Phillip Banks : Excuse me?

  Will : No, I was sayin' the plane was dope! So, I was looking for...

  Phillip Banks : Excuse me?

  Will : No. Stupid, dope. Oh. No, that doesn't mean what you... um, how would he say it? Oh, the flight was really neat, yeah.

• Will : [about the house]  Yo, this is better than Love Boat! This boy gonna be maxing and relaxing.

  Vivian Banks : Will, we promised your mother you were here to work hard, straighten out, and learn some good old fashion American values.

  Hilary Banks : [walks in]  Daddy, I need $300. Hilary, your cousin Will is here.

  Vivian Banks : Hilary, your cousin Will is here.

  Hilary Banks : [to Will]  Hi, Will.

  [turns to Uncle Phil] 

  Hilary Banks : Daddy, I need $300.

  Phillip Banks : That's a lot of money,

  Hilary Banks : I need a new hat.

  Phillip Banks : For what?

  Will : Probably her head.

  Hilary Banks : Ok, I'm going on this Save The Ozone Layer Celebrity Bus next Saturday. We're going to take the bus all over town to protest air pollution, and then we're going to motor to the beach and have a big bonfire.

  [Will raises his hand to try and talk] 

  Hilary Banks : What?

  Will : I'm not an expert or anything but don't you think that driving a big old bus around town and then having a bonfire sort of adding to the pollution problem?

• Phillip Banks : [about Will]  Did you see the way he was dressed?

  Vivian Banks : What's wrong with it?

  Phillip Banks : You hear that language?

  Vivian Banks : We used slang when we were kids! Do you remember our first date? You took one look at me and said, "That is a *bad* dress!" You could've just said it was a good dress.

  Phillip Banks : I could have, if I liked it. Actually, it *was* a *bad* dress!

• Vivian Banks : Will is going to attend Bel-Air Academy with Carlton.

  Henry Furth : Ah, good for you, Will. I use to fence in Bel-Air.

  Will Smith : Really? How much do you think we can get for that stereo?