Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Joey Dates Rachel (2002)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Joey Tribbiani : Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross - if you had to, who would you punch?

  Rachel : No one - they are my friends! I wouldn't punch any of them.

  Joey Tribbiani : Chandler?

  Rachel : ...Yeah, but I don't know why.

• Rachel : Finally. I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So, you got any moves?

  Joey : No. I'm just myself, and if the girl doesn't like that, then...

  [breaks down laughing] 

  Joey : I'm sorry, I couldn't even get through that.

• Rachel Greene : [Joey comes home from a date]  Oh, thank God you're home. I'm watching Cujo.

  Joey Tribbiani : [surprised]  Alone?

  Rachel Greene : Yes... *What* is wrong with this dog?

  Joey Tribbiani : Hey, did you get to the part where they're trapped in the car, and Cujo's throwin' himself at the windshield?

  Rachel Greene : No... seriously, what's wrong with this dog?