Friends (TV Series)
The One with Phoebe's Cookies (2000)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
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Quotes
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Rachel : Oh, my god - I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.
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Joey : You're mean on the boat.
Rachel : What? I was just trying to teach you.
Joey : Well, lesson learned. Rachel is mean.
Ross : Yeeeeeep... Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat, she wouldn't let me help at all.
Rachel : Excuse me - I wanted you to help, but you couldn't move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
Ross : You have to respect the sea.
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Rachel : Look, Joey, I'm sorry if - if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. OK, my father is mean; he used to yell at me all the time on the boat - I mean, it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.
Joey : Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer, pinhead?"
Rachel : Well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?
Joey : Six and a half! You knocked that last one out of my hand! Remember?
Rachel : Yeah, I didn't want you to get hit by the boom!
Joey : Well, it hit me anyway! And it would've hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
Rachel : Alright, y'know what? I - I'm sorry. I will try to tone it down and, uh, stop yelling.
Joey : You won't boss me around anymore?
Rachel : I won't boss you around.
Joey : And you'll be nice?
Rachel : And I'll be nice.
Joey : And you'll be topless?
Rachel : And I'll - Joey!
Joey : Do you want me to learn?
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Rachel : OK, Joey, we're luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham?
Joey : Uh, wow - you just said a bunch of stuff I didn't know there.
Rachel : Joey, come on! We just went over this!
Joey : Oh, y'know, when we did, that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross!
Rachel : [furious] No! Alright? I did *not* see the bird! I did *not* see the fish! I did *not* see the piece of Styrofoam that was shaped like Mike Tyson! I did *not*, because I was trying to teach you *how* to sail a boat! Which obviously is an impossible thing to do!
Joey : Alright, that's it! You're yelling, and I don't see you taking your top off! I quit!
Rachel : What do you mean you quit? You can't quit!
Joey : Why not?
Rachel : Because you're not finished yet, and I won't have it! Greens do not quit!
Joey : Greens? I'm a Tribbiani! And Tribbianis quit!
