Friends (TV Series)

The One with Phoebe's Cookies (2000)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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• Phoebe : Y'know, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that we're trying to figure out her recipe. I bet she's lookin' up at us and smiling right now.

  Ross : Looking *up*?

  Phoebe : Oh, yeah. No, she was really nice to me - but she's in hell for sure.

  Monica : Well, I've tried everything; I give up. I guess I'm not gonna be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate cookies. I do make the best duck confit with broccoli rabe. Kids love that, right?

  Ross : Aww, Pheeb - come on; isn't there any relative that would have the recipe? What about - what about your sister?

  Phoebe : Oh, no - no, no; I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And that's not happening 'til October 15th, 2032.

  Ross : That's the day you're gonna die? See - darn it, I've got shuffleboard that day.

  Phoebe : That's what *you* think.

  Monica : Well, I mean, what about friends of your grandmother's - wouldn't they have the recipe?

  Phoebe : Well, y'know, I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Toulouse.

  Monica : What was her name?

  Phoebe : Nesele Toulouse.

  Monica : NESTLE TOLLHOUSE?

  Phoebe : Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language!

  Monica : [grabbing a bag of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chips and tossing it]  Phoebe, is *this* the recipe?

  Phoebe : [reading the recipe on the back of the bag]  Yes!... Ohhhh.

  Monica : I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe, and it was in my cupboard the whole time!

  Phoebe : I know! You see, it is stuff like this which is why

  Phoebe : [looking down]  you're burning in hell!

• Joey : You're mean on the boat.

  Rachel : What? I was just trying to teach you.

  Joey : Well, lesson learned. Rachel is mean.

  Ross : Yeeeeeep... Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat, she wouldn't let me help at all.

  Rachel : Excuse me - I wanted you to help, but you couldn't move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.

  Ross : You have to respect the sea.