"Get Smart" Closely Watched Planes (TV Episode 1968) - Don Adams as Maxwell Smart

Busby : [having just learned 86 and 99 are engaged] How long have known her, 86?

Maxwell Smart : Oh, I've known 99 since she was 24.

Busby : I thought Huffacker was 24?
Maxwell Smart : I get it, Chief. You want me to find out how they're doing it.

Chief : No, I think the key to this is to find out who is doing it.

Maxwell Smart : Oh. Right. Now, if I find out how they're doing it, then I will know who is doing it.

# 99 : Why?

Maxwell Smart : Hmm?

# 99 : Why?

Maxwell Smart : Eh... yes, why, Chief?

Chief : Why what?

Maxwell Smart : Eh, why if I find out how they're doing it, will I know who is doing it?

Chief : Because if you find out who is doing it and how they're doing it, it stands to reason you'll find out why they're doing it.

Maxwell Smart : [to 99] That's why.

[turns back to the Chief]

Maxwell Smart : When?

Chief : You can go now, Max.
Woman Passenger : [having seen Max using his donut and coffee cup phone] Pardon me sir, may I have your donut?

Maxwell Smart : Why?

Woman Passenger : Mine isn't working.
Miss Cleveland : [pointing a gun at Max] I have something for you. Get in here.

Maxwell Smart : Oh, I hope it's not more coffee.
Maxwell Smart : May I have your attention please for a moment? Everything is under control and there's absolutely nothing to worry about. We will be landing in Miami in just a few moments. However, there is one small problem. Does anybody here know how to land a four engine jet?

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart