The Golden Girls (TV Series)

And Ma Makes Three (1988)

Betty White: Rose Nylund

Quotes 

• Dorothy Zbornak : [Entering living room holding up two necklaces to her outfit]  Ok, girls. Which goes better? The silver chain, or the pearls?

  Rose Nylund : The chain.

  Blanche Devereaux : [Matter of factly to Rose while gesturing to Dorothy]  An amateur's mistake. Can't you see that the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey like neck?

  Rose Nylund : [Stands up and walks over to Dorothy to highlight her rebuttal critique to Blanche]  Well that may be, but the pearls draw attention to the nonexistent bosom.

  Blanche Devereaux : [Stands up looking Dorothy over again, saying to Rose]  Yes, but, the chain leads the eye even lower to that huge spare tire

  [pauses, motioning to Dorothy's abdomen, then continues] 

  Blanche Devereaux : jutting out over those square manly hips.

  Dorothy Zbornak : [Sarcastically and agitated]  Why don't I just wear a sign that says 'too ugly to live'?

  Blanche Devereaux : [to Dorothy]  Fine, but what are you going to hang it from, the chain or the pearls?

  Dorothy Zbornak : [Snapping back]  Neither! I'm going to spray paint it on my hump!