Dorothy Zbornak: [Entering living room holding up two necklaces to her outfit] Ok, girls. Which goes better? The silver chain, or the pearls?
Rose Nylund: The chain.
Blanche Devereaux: [Matter of factly to Rose while gesturing to Dorothy] An amateur's mistake. Can't you see that the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey like neck?
Rose Nylund: [Stands up and walks over to Dorothy to highlight her rebuttal critique to Blanche] Well that may be, but the pearls draw attention to the nonexistent bosom.
Blanche Devereaux: [Stands up looking Dorothy over again, saying to Rose] Yes, but, the chain leads the eye even lower to that huge spare tire
[pauses, motioning to Dorothy's abdomen, then continues]
Blanche Devereaux: jutting out over those square manly hips.
Dorothy Zbornak: [Sarcastically and agitated] Why don't I just wear a sign that says 'too ugly to live'?
Blanche Devereaux: [to Dorothy] Fine, but what are you going to hang it from, the chain or the pearls?
Dorothy Zbornak: [Snapping back] Neither! I'm going to spray paint it on my hump!