Green Acres (TV Series)

A Home Isn't Built in a Day (1966)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

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• Lisa Douglas : Oliver, why is it that every time I say I go back to New York unless you fix up this place, I never go and you never fix it.

  Oliver Douglas : Well, this... it's a privilege to live in a place like this, this is part of America.

  Lisa Douglas : One of the worst parts.

• Oliver Douglas : We're living in an historical monument.

  Lisa Douglas : I don't want to live in a hystarical menumant.

• Eb Dawson : Mr. Douglas, where's the architect?

  Oliver Douglas : He left.

  Eb Dawson : Doggone it. I wanted to show him how I wanted my room fixed up into a bachelor pad.

  Oliver Douglas : What?

  Eb Dawson : I got the idea from a magazine. You know, the one that has a girl in the center that unfolds.

  Lisa Douglas : Eh, what girl unfolds in the center?

  Oliver Douglas : You'd have to see the magazine to understand.